'Jersey Shore' Season 3, Episode 2 Recap

As I watched a video of The Situation hawking his new, trademarked, "Gym, Tan, Laundry Bag" on 'The View,' I, for the first time achieved a level of respect for the hosts. They had to sit there, in front of millions of people, and act like a suit bag that is simultaneously a laundry bag, is a good idea.

That takes unwavering pride-swallowing skills, especially when they realize that the name of the bag implies that there are enough dudes out there who wear suits -- most likely sans shirt -- to the gym to necessitate a bag designed specifically for this particular type of moron. How does your product address the "Gym" and "Tan" features it claims to offer its consumer, Mr. Sorrentino? I will let you know as soon as mine arrives. Read More...



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