'Jersey Shore' Season 3, Episode 3 Recap

I'm writing this from my hotel room at DisneyWorld, and being here all day made me realize one thing ... there are lots of people fatter than me. Then it made me realize something entirely different ... the Jersey shore is DisneyWorld for douchebags. When some chick wins a wet t-shirt contest, and the local radio shock jock says, "You just won Miss Wet T-shirt, Yonkers! What are you going to do now?", she answers with a Patrón-soaked, "I'm going to the Jersey shore."

When a greasy bro wins a dance-off after taking off his vest and flossing his crotch with it, and the cop arresting him for lewd behavior asks him what he's going to do next, you know, after a night in the drunk tank, he arrogantly replies, "I'm going down the shore" to the guy brazenly taking a dump next to him in the cell. Read More...


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