Despite the Fourth of July fireworks that mercifully punctuated the episode with flashes of beauty and hope, tonight's installment of Teen Mom 2 was much akin to watching paint dry.
Nothing happened. A much better programming option would have been to allow the Teen Moms to deliver tonight's State of the Union address so Obama could do something useful with his time, like teach Bo how to speak English (in that scary voice that dogs typically use when speaking the romantic languages, "Herrow") or stand on his hind legs. "...And, great people of america, we have our TEEN MOMS, who struggle bravely everyday to smoke weed while pregnant, make massive salaries from MTV, and get back together with verbally abusive ex-boyfriends." MTV, unaware of this saucy and exciting option, decided to stick with the power emo soundtracked trials and tribulations of teen parenthood. We were treated to Jenelle (otherwise known as Lucifer) signing over her parental rights to her Mother as well as the reuniting of both the good couple, Leah and Corey, and the useless couple, Chelsea and her, ever shirtless, Adam. Read More...http://tv.gawker.com/5743454/teen-mom-2-breaking-up-with-a-sports-authority-co+worker-is-hard-to-do