'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' recap: Everybody Hates Everybody

Hello to all! Karen Valby is out of town today, but don't worry -- she'll be back before you can say Machiavellic. In the meantime, let's meditate on the six players in our reunion, part one:

Does Maloof talk? I can't recall her saying much of anything when she's not among other Maloofs. Tonight it was like she wasn't there at all. I even debated renaming her Aloof, but that's not quite it. She seems scared, or wary, which I guess is normal behavior when you socialize with sharks. The rest of the ladies were super excited to recount the times she's shown any emotion whatsoever. "I loved when you did that thing in the pool!" Kyle said, pumping her fist in the air in mock anger. No mention of Maloof's tear-up at the Camille/Kelsey breakup montage. No, Kyle loved the angry Maloof. Sharks, seriously. Her only choice quotes of the night, and I paraphrase: "I wouldn't have my husband fix me with a knife, because he might do a bad job. He might do a bad job on purpose."

Also on the Couch of Those Who Have No One was Camille. Camille ran her usual course of facial tics, especially the "Who, me?" and the "Gotcha!" When she came up with the idea that Kyle needed her as a "target," the most devilish expression took over her face. Read More...



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