Interpreting Brad Womack's and Chris Harrison's 'Bachelor' Blogs: Week 5

In this segment, I read what Brad Womack and Chris Harrison write in their post-show Bachelor blogs, and tell you what I think they're really saying. Or what they're really not saying.

Hi everybody. So. The Bachelor last night, in its Mecca, where making monumentally bad choices is generally accepted as normal and rational: LAS VEGAS! Kind of a dud of an episode, for all the "controversy" surrounding it. Let's take a step back and remember exactly what happened: A woman whose race car-driving fiance died on his way to a racetrack was surprised and forced to go to a racetrack and drive a race car. A funeral director went shopping. Two women with the same name were pitted against each other in a flying dance duel in front of a bunch of underpants. And everyone else sat around and complained about how the rules of the TV show they're on are keeping them constantly sad and stressed out, like that isn't the entire point. Riveting stuff.

But what's the INSIDE story of their wacky week in Vegas? For that, we need to consult ghost-host Chris Harrison and The Bachelor himself, Brad Womack. Let's see what their blogs are saying and equivocating this week, starting with Chris:


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