'American Idol' Recap: Pure Misery at the LA Auditions

For those who thought the American Idol judges were getting a little too soft and too many people were getting through to Hollywood, last night we got a show filled almost entirely with bad auditions. In honor of that, let’s blow out the format and just bash them all!

Here we go:


This was the girl who led off the show and seemed to think it was her divine right to be auditioning for "American Idol". She sounded like a garbage disposal with a chicken bone and a Whoopi Cushion stuck inside it. Sang about God to a point that must be considered blasphemy. She blamed her nerves, but I can’t imagine any amount of shakiness could result in that caterwalling. At least she was wearing acid-washed jeans.

Steven: You’re going to…Sibera!



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