'The Bachelor' recap: Bugging out

¡Hola amigos! ¡Me gusta pasar las vacaciones en la playa! Unfortunately, that's all the Spanish I remember from college. Fortunately, Brad doesn't need to be bilingual for this "journey" to Costa Rica -- he only needs to speak the international language. You know… love! The language of love! (I'll bet the three of you out there who've seen Better off Dead are laughing heartily right now.)

The "ladies" arrive at the tropical resort and -- metaphor alert! -- there's a volcano outside their window. So… who's gonna blow first? Place your bets! Alli must be jet-lagged, because the best compliment she can muster up for Brad when he arrives is that he looks "well-rested." Making matters worse, she still hasn't had a one-on-one date -- and that's not going to change today, because Chantal's name is on the date card. Brad picks her up and leads her by the hand to… a helicopter! Surprise! Even bigger surprise: back at Costa Rican Casa Bachelorette, Michelle Mole Hair is badmouthing Chantal, calling her "over-confident" and "egotistical." Emily listens patiently. Her mouth says nothing, but her face says, "Please stop talking to me, hateful brunette." Read More...



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