5 Good Reasons Why The Situation Needs to Stay on Jersey Shore

The Situation Lovin' Himself

Devastated by the recent news that The Situation may soon be leaving The Jersey Shorefor a sparkling career as a serious actor? Well, dry those crying eyes! — we've come up with the most important reasons why Sitch should (and probably will) stick around Seaside Heights.1) The English Language Needs "The Situation"With Jersey Shore, Mike elevated "The Situation" from the fiery depths of common-noun hell to that most coveted of all linguistic accolades: the proper noun. Yes, friends, it was a grammatical coup d'etat, and the English language hasn't been the same since. But if The Sitch ditches reality TV in favor of a glamorous (albeit incredibly implausible) career as a Hollywood leading man, he'll invariably drop his now famous moniker for something dreadfully serious-sounding — like, gasp!, Michael Sorrentino. And really, where's the grammar-renegade, pun-worthy fun in that? And truth be told, in this crazy, post post-modern world we live in, there just has to be somebody with an absurdly ridiculous name like "The Situation." There just has to be. Read More...



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