'Jersey Shore' Season 3, Episode 7 Recap

We all know how break-ups go: You calmly state your differences, you tell them they're better off without you, you ask for the last year and a half of your life back, you shake hands, and you go on your merry way without a stitch of resentment or bitterness.

If 'Jersey Shore' has taught us anything it's that they have a knack for wrestling "normal" to the ground and beating it with its own hands, all the while screaming "why you hitting yourself?! Why you hitting yourself?!" I don't expect the fallout from Sammi and Ronnie's break-up to be much different. In fact, if I thought Sammi were capable, I wouldn't be surprised if Ronnie woke up with a severed horse's head between his legs.

Unfortunately, as with any break-up, it's the children who suffer. What will become of little Snooki and The Situation? Will they have the strength to hit the gym? Can they find it in themselves to get to Karma? Will they be able to see the bigger picture and lure drunken tourists back to the house with the disorienting mélange of Axe, bronzer and Nicorette? We can only hope. Read More...


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