Wow. Sammi and Ronnie are finally OVER. Almost an entire episode was devoted to the end of their dysfunctional relationship. Trust 'Jersey Shore' (Thu., 10PM ET on MTV) to offer a breakup like none other.
"Highlights" included Ronnie's trashing Sammi's belongings and setting his sights on her bed: Time to chuck it out the window. "I hate you more than [beep] anybody I've ever hated in my entire [beep] life!" yells Sammi. Then she jumps onto the bed.
Vinny, Pauly D and Mike attempt to quell the drama but discover "Sammi's [beep] like a spider monkey climbing on the bed, not letting go with a pit-bull lock," recounts Vinny.
The bros manage to pull Sammi away, but she continues to scream, "Get the [beep] away from me, you [beep] psycho [beep]! ... I want nothing to [beep] do with you ever again! I HATE you!" (This minute-long video constitutes surely a record-breaking number of bleeped-out expletives. Even for this show.)