'The Bachelor' recap: Beached Wails

Ahoy, rose lovers! I hope you've had an amazing, amazing week. Also, I hope you've got your rain gear at the ready, because Hurricane Bachelor is still raging. Tonight, it continues its destructive path through the world's most beautiful resort destinations by hitting Anguilla, where it leaves a trail of tears and doffed bikini tops in its wake.

The "ladies" arrive, do the requisite oohing andahhing over their fancy resort digs, and then cuddle up on an outdoor couch to hear the romance rundown for the week from Harrison -- who's in yet another blue shirt, this one a fetchingly crumpled linen number. Here's the deal: Three one-on-one dates (no roses) and one "pretty amazing" group date. (Hey, if it doesn't involve bats, it sounds good to me.) Harrison drops off the date card, which reveals that Emily will be going on the first one-on-one date. And boy, does she have a lot of work to do, because the Bachelor is nursing a raging inferiority complex: "In a lot of ways, I feel like I don't deserve to be with this woman," Brad confesses. (Can't blame him -- it is hard to live up to a ghost.) Read More...



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