'Bones': You're nobody till somebody lends you a Tommy gun


In TV-world, it's Valentine's Day all week long -- especially if your show features two recently heartbroken and star-crossed partners. And so we continue to celebrate this fabricated holiday on the Feb. 17 episode of "Bones," the ominously-titled "The Bikini in the Soup," where the Jeffersonian gang tries to solve a murder in time for Cam (Tamara Taylor) to have a night of passion with Gyno Boyfriend.Overacting guest stars, all the romance you can handle and a new cautionary tale against fake tanning all lay ahead! For the squints:Praise, the "Bones" gods. It seems like it's been forever since we last had a truly campy body-discoverer. The maid finding the muddy corpse in the tanning could easily be a scene the direct-to-Spanish-speaking-Lifetime "I Know What You Did Last Summer: Part 47." "SeƱooooora, you haven't been cooooking again, have you?" No, typecast Latina extra, she's just dissolved after three days under ultraviolet light.Dr. Clark Edison...



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