Elena: He described you as a monster.
Stefan: That's what I was.
Typically, The Vampire Diaries saves its biggest cliffhanger for last. On "The Dinner Party," however, there were twists and turns around every commercial corner, from a shocking death, to an afterlife lesson from an unexpected source, to a witch-on-witch attack, to a naked bathroom surprise.
Let's tackle the exciting episode, intriguing quote by intriguing quote...