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'Jersey Shore' recap: I Hate Uncle Situation

When the sneak attack came, it was swift and merciless. Vinny and Pauly were sitting in the living room, gabbing about dude stuff. "Chicks," said Vinny. "Broads," retorted Pauly. Into the breach waltzed Deena. She moseyed up to the reclining Vinny. She looked mischievous but innocent, like a cherub with a handlebar mustache. "Hi, Vinny!" she said. "Ya like da boobz?" Vin-Vin was distracted…and that's when Special Agent Shnookums struck, mashing cake into Vinny's unsuspecting face. The ol' cake-in-the-face gag! It was just like a Charlie Chaplin movie, except with sound and not as preachy.

"Meatballs 1, Bromance 0!" squealed Deena and Snooki as they fled upstairs. "This is war," proclaimed Generalissimo Vincente. The lads found some puppy excrement, wrapped it up, and set it inside of Deena's pillow. "Deena and Nicole's brains together don't equal mine," bragged Vinny. (Maybe, but as Louis Pasteur always said, "It all looks the same under a microscope.") Vinny didn't count on one thing, though: As he set his fecal trap in Deena's pillow, Bizarro-Snooki herself was actually hiding underneath the bed. She counter-attacked. When Vinny found the stool sample in his pillow, he was furious. "This is war," he proclaimed again. Read More...


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