'Jersey Shore' Season 3, Episode 8 Recap

I'm sure that everyone who lived through the actual "Great Depression" is psyched about the title of this week's episode (see above). After all, nothing dignifies widespread poverty, economic collapse, unemployment, and having to eat -- I'm assuming -- dirt and rocks more, than eight morons getting paid exorbitant amounts of money to go to the gym, have sex with mutants, and complain about having to work two hours a week at a t-shirt shop ... all things that actual Depression survivors would, and most likely did, murder people for.

But the depression they're referring to is, I would imagine, Ronnie's, and it runs deep. No one will ever be able to cope with his Xenadrine-induced mood-swings with as much aplomb as Sammi once did. No one will ever subject him to petty jealousy the likes of which even Derek Jeter is not accustomed to. And, most importantly, no one will be able to take him to the doctor and get more joy out of his anal leakage than Sammi Sweetheart. The Great Depression, indeed. Read More...



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