'Survivor' recap: Russell's Vixens Unleashed

Maybe it's because I constantly have beer on the mind, but is it just me, or is Redemption Island Arena, like, the dopest bar in town? Think about it: Over the past few weeks, it seems like everything that goes down there is something straight out of your neighborhood watering hole at around 2 a.m. You've got desperate girls (in this case, Stephanie and Krista) trying to pick up cocky boys (Rob and Grant). You've got dudes who used to be friends, but had a falling-out and are now trying to patch things up (Matt and Rob). You've got people who are trying their best to show off (Ralph and his Hidden Immunity Idol). You've got random crazy people yelling out accusations (Phillip). And you've got some depressed guy in a funny hat crying over in the corner to himself (Russell). Seriously, let's get some Milwaukee's Best up in this mofo and watch things really get crazy! With all the shameless product placement this show has crammed down our throats, it shouldn’t be too hard to airlift a few kegs of the Beast in there. You could even throw a Casa de Charmin around back for good measure. Read More...



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