'The Celebrity Apprentice' recap: Dionne Sleeps on the Job

Star Jones says she writes her presentations with "pause points for applause." I mention this only because Celebrity Apprentice is so packed full of awe-inspiring absurdity they have no time to pause for applause when they put together the episodes. Just as you're recovering from one bit of delicious insanity, you're bowled over with another. There's La Toya Jackson, making like Thomas Dolby and being literally blinded by science (in this case, Lasik eye surgery). There's NeNe and Star arguing over the proper sexless way to say, "Good morning, ladies and gentlemen." And, of course, there is Gary Busey with his junk flopping out of his bathrobe as he inquires, "Did you see Big Wednesday?" ("That's what my fiancée calls my apparatus — Big Wednesday," he explains to the completely horrified actress sitting next to him). Read More...



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