EAGLEHEART "Master of Da’ Skies" Episode 3 – Get it? Master of Da’ Skies? Because Marshall Chris Monsanto was a master of disguise? In the skies? The title is a big fat hint giving you a good idea of some of the cheesy puns that await you on this week’s episode of Eagleheart.
First of all, I loved the idea behind this episode. There exists an entire anarchistic subculture floating in the sky where no government or law enforcement has any influence. As a result, "sky crime" is on the rise and out of control. The drug dealers jumping on trampolines to make their trade was probably my favorite of the criminal elements they showcased here. Those guys found themselves a pretty clever loophole, and besides, how menacing can anyone look on a mini trampoline?
In any case, for as long as Monsanto’s feet stay on the floor, he’s unable to do anything about all the rampant crime, so in the name of justice, he dons a jet pack and starts picking off the scum of the sky one by one. Jet packs are awesome. Marshall Chris Monsanto soaring with a jet pack and shooting a hot pink helicopter brothel out of the sky in a flaming ball of fury? That’s awesome to the tenth power. Read More...