'America's Next Top Model' recap: Derelicte, C'est Chic

Good golly, Miss Molly! Did the Weave Beast poison your brain or what? The flaxen-haired athletic "archetype" (oh, Tyra — you keep using that word, and I do not think it means what you think it means) spent the vast majority of her screen time this week swearing, sneering, and otherwise showing off a spectacularly stank attitude. Luckily, because this sort of thing translates into reality TV gold — did somebody say Gary Busey? — Molly will live to scowl another day, and in an exotic location to boot. But I’m getting ahead of myself.

Before Molly’s less-than-model behavior became a focus of tonight’s episode, Brittani was the one in the hot seat. Last week’s panel — during which Brittani dissed Alexandria and Tyra revealed that Top Model is not a cheertatorship — was apparently so epic that the editors included not one, not two, but threesepia-toned flashbacks to it throughout the hour. Luckily, once Brittani sheepishly apologized to Alexandria, the matter became water under the bridge…for everyone except Molly. "How dumb are you people?" she asked the camera after sniping that she still thinks Alexandria sucks. "Like, buh!" Buh indeed, Molls. Read More...



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