'Dancing With the Stars' recap: America the Beautiful

The week 5 theme on Dancing With the Stars was "America Night," which provided us DANCMSTRs with a lovely excuse to both honor our patriots and celebrate the national treasure that is Maksim Chmerkovskiy's ass. (Thanks a lot, Ukraine!) After last week's elegant Classical Night, this was a visual feast of excess and overstatement -- ain't that the American/DWTS way? The digital red-white-and-blue balloons on the columns, Mt. Rushmore with the judges' faces in the Celebriquarium, "D-W-T-S" spelled out in hot dogs, Len Goodman sitting above (and personifying) the Bald Eagle of the Ballroom -- I barely knew where to look! Spoiler alert: I mostly looked at Maks. Read More...



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