Brennan has always had an assistant to help her figure out exactly what happened to all those dead bodies. First there was Zack, and then there were a rotating host of squinterns to entertain and assist at the Jeffersonian. Every single one of them had flaws. Often many flaws.
We rank the Bones squinterns in order of how impossible (from pretty-likely to no-way) it would be for each to get or keep a real job.