'The Celebrity Apprentice' recap: The Crying Game

To all those naysayers, negative Nancys, and nincompoops that have complained over the past four seasons that Celebrity Apprenticewas too drawn out at two hours long, I say this: CONSIDER YOURSELF FACED! That’s right, in your face, non-believers! Three hours ofCelebrity Apprentice we got last night and you know what? It still wasn't enough! The 50% increase in awesomeness merely whetted my appetite for more. Who knew "sweetie" was such a bad word? Who knew Meat Loaf was such an emotional basket case? Who knew the sidewalk squares outside Trump Tower lit up like the "Billie Jean" video whenever a Jackson walked over them? You know who knows these things now? Me! And I want to know more. So much more. Like why doesn’t La Toya Jackson like leaving messages? And do the celebrities have any famous friends wiling to help them on a task that don’t happen to work for NBC?  And does Marlee Matlin's cop husband want to beat the living crap out of Officer Dominic Body or what? Too bad I'm not a mom, because three hours of Celebrity Apprentice is the best Mother's Day gift anyone could ask for. Here are all the moments that made this extravaganza such a delight. Read More...


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