'The Real Housewives of Orange County' recap: A Bunch of Boobs (Mostly New)

You got to give it to Vicki. Even after six seasons, that woman keeps it real. Surely the Housewives agree to production days, signing off in advance on blocks of times in front of the camera crew. I figure she and Donn arranged their work schedules so that they could at least pretend to enjoy some together time. But then a few hours before the crew showed up I picture Vicki just making a raspberry sound and deciding to do her grown son's laundry instead. Which meant that Donn was going to wash the cars for the fifth time that week and all of us at home were going to take big gulps of relief that this was not our marriage. Now could everybody please stop annoying Vicki so she can hang up some of Michael's shirts already?

Gretchen got home from her Gretchen Christine Hand Bagé promotional swing and realized that she'd forgotten to hire someone to feed and insult Slade twice a day in her absence. Time for some serious catch-up time. "He's broke, he has no money," she reminded the viewers at home. Got it. "You're breathing pretty hard dude," she sneered as he helped her with her bags. "Tubba Wubba. Good thing I put you to work so you won't be so Tubba Wubba-ish." You suck Gretchen. Meanwhile, Slade continues to confound by appearing like a semi self-aware, albeit broken man. While enjoying some wine out on the deck, Gretchen admired her man's latest painting and encouraged him to start making some bank off of his efforts. Read More...



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