'The Bachelorette' Season 7 Premiere Recap: The Man in the Moronic Mask

WE'RE BACK-elorette!

Did you miss me? More importantly, did you miss Ashley, our spunky, second-guessing dentist who broke Brad's heart, "badly," when she wouldn't "come here, to him, please" emotionally? Actually, scratch that: It's not important whether you missed her or not, because Ashley's here to stay all season long, and we all know the real reason we watch isn't because we like or don't like the Bachelor(ette). Brad's ratings made that clear enough. It's to see the parade of potential suitors who will jump over each other, the boundaries of human dignity and the shark to get that final rose. Read More...



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