'The Bachelorette' Season 7, Episode 2 Recap

Paging Kasey Kahl -- we think that Ashley is in serious need of a man who wants to guard and protect her heart, because evil Bentley looks set to sweep her off her feet and straight into the fireplace, and right now, it seems like she's utterly oblivious (or desperate for a ratings boost).

As we reached "Week Two" in 'Bachelorette' land, it soon became apparent that the boys were no longer on their best behavior (if they ever were) and the testosterone poisoning was starting to rear its shaggy, artfully styled head.

Ignoring the fact that Bentley looks like the soulless, perfectly coiffed spawn of Spencer Pratt and Matthew McConaughey, and that "Phantom of the Bachelor Pad" Jeff was lurking in dark corners and stealthily vacuuming, the rest of Ashley's suitors were wasting no time in getting catty, proving that you're never too manly for metaphorical hair pulling. Read More...



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