Pauly D Claims He Has the Best Jersey Shore Bod

In an unusually exacting display of Jersey Shore narcissism, Pauly D has claimed to have the best body of the Jersey Shore guys. We won't even crack a joke here because well, he's totally right. As Deena has best described him, he's the Lean Cuisine to Ronnie's gorilla juicehead, and therefore, as far as we're concerned, the most palatable of the Jersey Shore guidos."Me, Ronnie and Sitch always compare bodies. I have the best, because everything's defined, tight and well-proportioned," Pauly...
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