Under the Covers with 'The Real Housewives of New York City'

The Real Housewives of New York are back from Morocco, but they took all their drama with them. Since that psychic said something about Mario and another woman, Ramona plans some romantic time for just the two of them. But only one of them shows up on time. Alex and Simon get some "just the two of us" time, Bill Withers style. Simon bought Alex an long, lace ... robe? and put a basket full of panties on his crotch. Alex tries on the different weird lingerie Simon picked out, and they ended on the best one, in my opinion.

Then Mario finally shows up, and it's not exactly movie-sexy. To completely ruin the mood, Ramona tells Mario about what the psychic said and asks him what he thinks. Ramona and Mario agree that there is no one else. Ramona keeps badgering Mario about whether or not he's having a good time, and his shirt is off by this point. Ramona doesn't do sexy well.



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