Even though she's repeatedly claimed she doesn't want the gig -- or all this attention -- the big rumor in Bachelor Land today is that Emily Maynard, Brad Womack's ex-fiance and the unquestionable fan favorite of his season, will be the next Bachelorette.
This is terrible news. Not because I don't love Emily. Quite the opposite. Because there are so many things to love about Emily -- and every one is a reason she'd make a terrible Bachelorette: