'True Blood' Recap: 'If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin'?'

Bad news: Eric Northman didn't manage to recover his memory in those few seconds that seem to have elapsed since the last episode of "True Blood," so it looks like we may be stuck with the muddle-brained, uncoiffed version of our favorite Viking vampire for at least another couple weeks. Which sucks, because Amnesia Eric is approximately 1000% less interesting than Regular Eric. The lobotomized stare? The doing whatever Sookie says? The hair?! It's all different! And wrong! This is worse than the last Facebook overhaul!

Sookie brings Amnesiac Eric back to her place with a few ground rules (namely: no biting, since pretty much the only thing Eric does remember is that he's a vampire. He also keeps calling her "Snooki.") Conveniently for Sooks, Eric has forgotten he owns the house. He's polite. He's submissive. He's ticklish. Read More...



Want to comment on this? First, you must log in to your SideReel account!