THE BACHELORETTE (2011) Week 7 (Season 7 Episode 7) Review

THE BACHELORETTE (2011) Week 7 (Season 7 Episode 7) – What the—

No Bentley mentions. None. I can’t even capslock his name any more because, seemingly, his power is now gone, his mondo-broski energy used up. There are no more men vying for Ashley’s heart through the power of uncaring, standoffish douchine—

But wait! Hark! Bronozzle Constantine comes to the rescue, deftly slipping into that "I could care less" role. And better, I think he’s for real. I think he really could give a rat’s ass whether or not she picks him (though this all-expense paid for vay-cay in the far east sure doesn’t suck), and here’s my prediction—I think dude is the one who makes Ashley baaawwww at the finale. Thank the gods.

Funny they should bring ol’ Emily back for an interview today too (and I’ll get back to that in a moment). She of the wait-it-out-and-play-it-cool tactic that won Brad over (until it didn’t). Because even though I compare Constantine to Bentley, he’s actually closer to Emily, stylistically. Seducing with little looks, never words, and very little actual emotion. Read More...


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