THE BACHELORETTE (2011) Week 9 (Season 7 Episode 9) – This show is like one giant game of chicken. It’s Love Chicken. Whoever twitches and says "The L Word" (no, not Lesbians) first is declared the loser. At least that’s what it feels like in Ashley and J.P.’s world.
Ben? Ben just can’t get the words to come out. He thinks them. He wants to say them. He just ends up going "Ab bahb ah ahb bahh!" and looking doofily (doofily is a word) into Ashley’s eyes.
I love that Nice Ryan was allowed to follow Ashley to Fiji at his own whim (and on what one assumes was his own dollar). First of all, how insanely pitiful is that? C’mon, man. That’s rule one: Never follow a woman to Fiji uninvited. I almost fell off of my couch laughing when they gave us the visual of a lonely Ryan standing forlornly on the beach as Constantine and Ashley’s plane soars off into the sunset above him....