'The Bachelorette' season finale recap: The Bitter End

And lo, our "journey" has come to an end, dear rose lovers! Wow, those were the longest eleven weeks of my life time flies, doesn't it? We've got a lot to cover, so let's get to it.

"I'm so excited to get engaged in the South Pacific," gushes Ashley, as she packs up and boards a puddle jumper to another island, where her family is waiting to hear her say things like, "Fiji is the perfect place to write the last chapter of my love story." But first they have to get the hugging and squealing out of the way, the latter noise coming primarily from Ashley's sister Chrystie (who no doubt could have saved ABC a buttload of money on their trip to Fiji had they only asked to borrow hercoupon binder). The Bachelorette wastes no time and proceeds to data dump the details of her "journey" onto her family: Everything's been "awesome," she has a "burning passion" for JP, and "the other guy" Ben is "goofy" and "outgoing," much like her. In conclusion: "So, like, my struggle is, ok, do I go with exactly what I'm feeling even though in your head it might seem like we're very different? Or do I go with somebody that I think maybe it could progress to that level of passion, but we're much more compatible?" Queen Ink of Coupon Mountain assures her sister that her family can make the choice for her, once they see her with each of the guys. "I do hope I like them," says Chrystie ominously. Read More...



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