The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: New Year, New Sequins

This week, Caroline is kind of like the ghost of Jacob Marley, and she’s come to tell us that we need to appreciate our families or we’ll be visited by three additional ghosts who look like Teresa, Ashley, and Caroline’s gelled pompadour. Her haunting narration starts via her radio show, which is basically Top 40 except with the same advice being repeated over and over again, instead of the same songs. In a ghostly tremor, she tells the chilling story of how a 3-year-old lisping Albie once told her to put on a seat belt, and you have to wonder why she didn’t bring out this charmer when Alexa Ray Joel was around to hear it. But I’m sure Alexa’s listening at home, and she probably picked up the phone to call Billy Joel and tell him, "Dad, you’ve got wear a seat belt!" Which is not bad advice for someone who once drove into a tree. Read More...


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