This week the New Jersey Housewives rang in the New Year, but we didn't get to hear much about their New Year's Resolutions. Melissa resolved not to let Teresa bother her, and that's just about all we heard. So, I've taken the liberty of writing some resolutions for them. These are either what I assume they have resolved, or what I think they should resolve to make for better television.
Melissa: Buy More Hats!