'Bachelor Pad' Season 2 Premiere Recap: On the Wings of Hate

It's here, whether you wanted it or not: another season of Bachelor Pad. And this time around, the Bachelor's monstrous bastard child is bigger, crazier, meaner, more dramatic and full of 800% more crying than last season. Can you handle it? Can you handle the heat of actual Hell radiating through your television?

I hope so, because it's my blessing, my curse, my job, my gift and my cross to bear that I must recap this shiny, shirtless web of sickness and sorrow for your entertainment -- and even I have to admit, as much as I hate to love to love-hate it, there's a lot of entertainment here. It's a veritable "who's who" of top-tier Bachelor drama. Jake and Vienna: Reunited! Michael and Holly: They Used to Be Engaged, But Now They Are Not! Rated R: Hate That Guy! Michelle Money: The Witch Is Back! They're all back, they've all got nothing to lose, and they're all competing for $250,000. Game, and shame, on. Read More...



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