'Jersey Shore' recap: La Città Delle Donne

Okay, but I have a serious question: What's with all the intra-house fraternizing all of the sudden? Did everyone just miss each other in the off-season? Are their flirtation methods genuinely suffering from the language barrier? At the club, Deena was begging for a smush sesh with Pauly. "Let's hook up and cuddle," said Deena. "Yeah, I know!" responded Pauly. Nicole told Pauly he should go for it. Her advice: "Just have sex with her. You'll be friends with benefits. No strings attached. Cowboys and aliens." Pauly nodded, but he had no intention of closing the deal. He was just playing games with Deena's heart. Later that night, she strolled into his room for a nightvision cuddle. Pauly pretended to be asleep. Deena clearly hasn't read Twilight, or she would know that vampires don't sleep.

Meanwhile, The Situation is continuing his transformation from Creepy Uncle Sitch to Lovesick Mikey. He walks through the long halls of the Jersey Villa, mooning over his darling Shnookums. He happened to walk into the living room right as Nicole was having a serious conversation with her boyfriend Jionni, who continues the age-old Shore tradition of the Offscreen Significant Other who comes off terribly on the phone. "Where the f--- you been," he sputtered, "I haven't heard from you for an entire day!" Snooki was confused. The poor girl is stressed. Read More...


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