'Big Brother' recap: Deja Vu

Am I the only one who's sad to see Brendon leave the Big Brother house? True, the guy is a lout, a sap, a princely douche rocket who approaches all non-Rachel humans with dismissive disinterest; true, he's basically Val Kilmer from Top Gun, except without the gay subtext.

...Wait a second. This all seems familiar, doesn't it? Didn't we read this two weeks ago? Didn't we see Thursday night's Big Brother two weeks ago? It's almost as if the God of Big Brother (all hail Technotronic!) took that episode, sent it through a confusing space-time continuum, and presented us with a bizarro version Thursday night. Brendon was evicted over a blonde Southern woman; but this time around, it was Shelly, not Jordan. Brendon was forced to leave his fiancée's side; but, this time around, Rachel was smiling, not sobbing like Wal-Mart had just run out of mahogany hair dye. Daniele once again was Head of Household calling the shots; but, this time around, she did it wearing bright pink lipstick. And an EW staffer again provided you with a recap of the episode; but, this time around, it wasn't Darren Franich, but the manila Kate Ward, who is far too lazy to come up with her own introduction. Read More...



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