'One Tree Hill' Welcomes a Hit Man: This is Amazing

Although 'One Tree Hill' started off as a typical high school drama about two half-brothers who didn't get along (but were both good at basketball, awwww), it soon turned into one of my favorite soapy guilty pleasures.
I actually liked even better after the five-year flash forward, when everyone had a super awesome job and Nathan played slam ball, which is normal basketball but with trampolines and is actually a real thing. Also Nanny Carrie kidnapped Jamie and Deb killed her after a chase through a cornfield. And Dave Navarro showed up for a condom water balloon fight!
Anyway, this is all to say that I couldn't be more excited about today's news that 'OTH' has cast Andrew Elvis Miller to play an Eastern European assassin, according to Entertainment Weekly. Just to remind you, this is small-town North Carolina we're talking about, a little town that has inexplicably produced a famous novelist, a record label exec, a fashion designer, a professional basketball player and a popular recording artist who all happened to grow up together and graduate from high school in the same year. Sucks for the underachievers they graduated with.



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