'Bachelor Pad' recap: Kiss of Death

Hello again, rose lovers! I hope all of you made it safely through the recent patch of inclement weather. Oh -- no, I'm not talking about Irene. I meant Tropical Depression Melissa. As you know, storms like this can be deadly, with gale force gusts of hot air and dousing sheets of tears. Stay safe, everybody!

So we pick up right where the Sopranos-stylesmash-cut to black ending left off. As Harrison calls Kasey's name, Jake smirks, Vienna tosses her head back in relief, and Kasey strides purposefully up to his woman and plants one on her. Jake decides to use his "few moments" to "say your goodbyes" as a platform to scream obscenities at his enemies... oh, no, sorry, he actually just makes a very polite speech, telling his assorted former opponents that if they want any chance of winning, they need to knock out the all-important Power Couples. "Kasey, amazing meeting you, he says, then bows to his former fiancĂ©. "Vienna, my apologies -- in my heart, you're forgiven." Wait a second -- what happened to him taking a few people down with him? I guess that was last week's goal; in the Reject Limo Jake says that he only came onBachelor Pad so he could find closure with Vienna, forgive her, and move on with his life. "The last time I left in a limousine I was heartbroken. This time, I'm glad to be out of that f---ing crazy house!" Read More...



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