BACHELOR PAD Season 2 Episode 4 – “Some people wear their emotions on their sleeves. But Melissa wears hers on every article of clothing she’s wearing every single day. Including her hair tie. And her panties.”
TMI, Michelle Money. TMI.
Hello, prostitution fans! Welcome to another review of Bachelor Pad, where I, your irascible Axemonkey, sit atop my lofty perch in judgement of the lesser-more’d attention whores who populate this show.
Some people think I look askance at ABC / Disney for even producing such a massive skankfest, and it’s just not true. Rather, I judge them for producing The Bachelor and The Bachelorette—two showsthat essentially compel its questionably intelligent contestants to compete for the right to marry the one person they (ABC / Disney) at some point decided was basically suitable for anyone to marry. Because, seriously, who in their right mind—besides an attention seeker or an extremely shallow individual—would put themselves in that position in the first place? Read More...