Things we learn this episode: Pauly looks good with a fauxhawk, Jionni is a jerk, and Pauly and Vinny coin a new (and better) guido phrase! YEAH BUDDY!
We begin with Mike moping around in the apartment. This is uninteresting to me, as it does nothing to advance the "Ron and Sammi are fighting again" plotline. However, Pauly and Vinny making fun of Mike wearing his neck brace is hilarious.
Ron asks Sammi to talk later, telling her he loves her no matter what. They agree to talk later. I’m so excited for their inevitable fight of "I’m done" I can hardly contain myself.
The girls are back at Astor recapping Mike and Ron’s fight. They all agree that Mike’s faking it. "How can you get sympathy on a self-inflicted injury?" Jenni asks. Read More...