Last week, Jersey Shore ended with Ronnie throwing away the flowers that he bought for Sammi to prove to her that he is a better, more mature person than she is (haha, slow down, buddy! It's like, mission TOO accomplished!) and Sammi declaring, "We're all f*cked up in the head right now." Truer words were never slurred. Then everyone laid down to a miserable, restless sleep.
That feels like the ending of a perfect series finale if you ask me. Very sad, poetic and open-ended. Total Lost-caliber.
But, no, we're merely midway through the macaroni rascals' adventure in
Italy, so let's see what this chapter of the trip holds (and no, it is
not site-seeing or culture-experiencing in any way):