It's here! It's time! It's happening! The America's Next Top Model: All-Stars season began tonight, and the premiere was appropriately hectic and over the top (or, more accurately, "batsh*t mental"), with just the right combination of drama groundwork laid out and kooky off-the-cuff declarations proclaimed. Literally every single person on screen is a character, caricature, crazy or c-word. In other words: If regular Top Model is the TV show embodiment of Tyra Banks, then Top Model: All-Stars is what would happen if regular Top Model was boiled down into a pure, highly potent resin, injected back into Tyra's system, and this is her resulting fever dream.
I'm already in love with it.