'Project Runway' recap: Boobie Monsters

This week, the contestants had to design for those terrifying beasts we all know and love: REAL WOMEN. Aggggghhhh!

Well, some of 'em were excited to work with men on designing looks for their significant others. But Olivier, upon learning that his client's breasts were a mysterious term called "DD" (short for...Deadly Daggers? Dumb Doughnuts? Don't you Dare?), completely shut down. "I don't like women having boobs," he declared. Oh yeah? Well, I don't like reality TV contestants constantly tweaking their indeterminate accents in their baby voices. And yet there you are!

Here's another gem from Olivier, back when the designers thought they'd be creating menswear for some of the schlubbier guys up on the runway with Heidi and her boobs: "In the end, we were only left with fat people," he whined. "And fat is fine, but not when I'm making clothes." Read More...



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