Do not watch Charlie's Angels.
If you feel the need to watch Charlie's Angels, we suggest finding an old episode of the 1970s classic and enjoying Farrah Fawcett and company toss their hair while solving crime. Should this not work for you, perhaps you could watch the Drew Barrymore film version from 2000. Heck, you could even go crazy and watch the 2003 sequel.
Maybe you're just looking for hot women kicking butt. If that's the case, still don't watch Charlie's Angels. Watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Alias or Covert Affairs or Fringe or one of the many other, superior shows displaying actual girl power.
But, for heaven's sake, don't watch the new version of Charlie's Angels. We promise you'll regret it.
Should you, by some accident or masochistic urge, end up disregarding this warning and watchingCharlie's Angels, here are the reasons you will be sorry: