'Archer' 3.02 'Heart of Archness, Part 2' Review

He's too busy being sloshed in bed with two women and, to use his own words, "covered in every bodily fluid there is." He hasn't read the orientation materials - in fact, he lit them on fire - and he's left the actual management up to Noah (David Cross), who informs him that karaoke night and intramural lacrosse don't keep unpaid pirates happy, and that he sucks at actual piracy.

Archer's total leadership fail causes the pirates to suggest a democratic election, challenge him to a fight, and finally stage a mutiny. Only Archer could mess up so royally that they'd go through multiple options just to get rid of him.

Back at ISIS HQ, Cyril is having a freakout because Ray is busting his precious budget running up an exhaustive and needless tab while heading for the pirate island to bring back Archer. While Cyril retaliates by hiding a few Swiss bank accounts and ends up with a naked Pam passed out on his floor (a sight from which my eyes may not recover), Ray sips his drink and puts up with Lana, who's snarky since everyone but her knows she's still attracted to Archer. Read More...



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