Desperate Housewives 8.01 "Secrets That I Never Wanted To Know" Recap

It’s been a long 8 years for the women of Wisteria Lane. Together, the ladies have survived deaths, marital troubles, natural disasters, injuries/sicknesses, family issues…and that’s just the tip of the iceberg! The final season kicks off with a premiere aptly titled "Secrets That I Never Wanted To Know." Always nice to begin on a dark note, right? Then again, this is Desperate Housewives we’re talking about, and I can count on the fingers of one hand the number of premieres that haven’t been full of drama.

We start only minutes from where we left off at the end of last season – with Gabrielle saying goodbye to her neighbors as they leave the dinner party, unaware that they have just spent the evening with one pretty dead stepfather in their company. The ladies take care of driving the body to an undisclosed wooded location, where they begin to bury it with the help of Carlos. Read More..


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