'Dancing With the Stars' recap: Take the Cannoli

So it's no mirrorball trophy for season 13, week 2 eliminated Dancing With the Stars contestant Elisabetta Canalis. It's only fair. She already got to date George Clooney; did you really think we'd let her achieve America's second-greatest honor, too?

At least Elisabetta's partner Val Chmerkovskiy and Val's abs got to take center stage in that VERY rewind-able opening number featuring all nine of Our Pros and Our Decoys (the Troupe members). And he got to deliver a worldly supermodel a cocktail near an inflatable pool while wearing only a bowtie and boxer briefs. I really don't know what more young Val could have asked for, except maybe an English-speaking partner who could keep a beat. But I mean how often does that happen?! Read More...



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