Recap: 'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' - $25,000 Sunglasses?!

Last week was all about Brandi, the feisty new addition to the housewives. This week is apparently all about Dana, who almost makes Brandi look classy in comparison. Not possible? Oh, sadly, it is. 

Kyle and Taylor go to Dana's for lunch. Dana answers the door dressed like Porn Star Vegas Barbie (if Mattel hasn't made it yet, give it time). But wait! She's trying on WEDDING DRESSES. Yes, Dana is apparently considering dressing like a high-priced Vegas hooker for her wedding. If we haven't already guessed it, Dana is all class. Kyle, of course, has guessed it. "There are two boobs and a tiara staring me in the face," she later says with exactly the right amount of bemused disgust.

Gosh, Dana feels SO terrible that her wedding dress hunt is overlapping with the lunch she had planned! Hey, guys, look at ALL MY FABULOUS DRESSES AND THE $40,000 EARRINGS I MIGHT BUY! I HAVE LOTS OF MONEY, BITCHES! I'm not nouveau riche trash AT ALL! What's impressive is that Dana doesn't have the good sense to be embarrassed by her exceedingly tacky behavior. Taylor and Kyle awkwardly go into the dining room to wait for Dana. On the way, they see that Dana has placed her son's MODELING HEADSHOTS on the entry table. Kyle laughs, and I can't blame her. Read More...


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