THE X FACTOR UK "Results Show 2? Season 8 – Results night! The performances you’ve all beenwaiting for – Matt Cardle and his hat will take the stage, as will Cee Lo Green though I don’t think he’ssinging with Gwyneth Paltrow which sounds distinctly less exciting. And of course there’s the brilliant group routines which are always the highlight of any results show.
Wait…egads! No group numbers? What are the producers trying to do to us? Fix this next week!
Matt Cardle sings a song written by Gary Barlow. During his performance I quickly have to Youtube a Take That song just to remind myself why Gary is on the panel. Last night I watched a documentary called Sweetgrass. It’s about sheep. It was about a hundred times more exciting than this.
Cee Lo Green sings a medley of his songs, so Forget You plus a lot of songs I’ve never heard of. There’s no Paltrow. This is problematic.
Louis is the first judge to eliminate his acts. He’s going to eliminate Jonjo, isn’t he? Louis saves Sami, then Kitty, then Johnny. Jonjo is out. Shocking. At least he has the army, which he loves so much heabandoned to make a career on The X Factor. Read More...